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Archive for May, 2010

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 29th, 2010
  • Hell is the Starbucks line at the airport. There’s a guy here in line drinking a coffee while he waits in line for MORE COFFEE. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 22nd, 2010
  • Here at the ballgame. I hope the players appreciate all the free advice and coaching the crowd is so kindly shouting at them. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 19th, 2010
  • I don’t care what celebrities were born on this day. What I want to know is which celebrities were dead once they reached my age. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 15th, 2010
  • @fnj Yeah, but they had to, like, turn two keys or something, right #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 14th, 2010
  • When did we start using the term “nomadic adventurer” to describe hobos? #