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Archive for June, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 19th, 2009
  • Hey, what happened to MasterCard? All my debit/credit cards have migrated to Visa now.

    Also, all restaurants are now Taco Bell. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 13th, 2009
  • Gas prices are heading towards $3/gal again, and we all know what that means: getting annoyed with stations that put the 3s in upside down. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 11th, 2009
  • Don’t you hate when you need a left sock and all you have is a drawer full of right socks? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 5th, 2009
  • If you get Secretary’s Day, Take Your Daughter To Work Day and so on, I don’t see why I can’t have Get Drunk At Work Day.

    Week. Whatever. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 4th, 2009
  • If you put a “poly meeting” on my calendar, you really should say you mean “polygons”. Especially if you’re going to let me run the meeting. #
  • I like to Google “Yahoo!”… just to piss them off. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 1st, 2009
  • @theduty Heyyyyy… those aren’t your “thumbs”. #
  • I am “fashion forward”, if by “forward” you mean “wearing pants the right way around”. #