Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 29th, 2009- Had to explain to Laura that a “drama queen” is not the name for someone that is really into acting class. #
Archive for May, 2009
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 28th, 2009- I think motorcycling has become a suburban hobby. I just saw a biker in an “I’m the MILF that fell off” T-shirt. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 23rd, 2009- Man, this audiobook about ultramarathons just seems to go on forever and ever. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 22nd, 2009- Whatever happened to midriffs? There used to be midriffs visible everywhere. I wonder if our Strategic Midriff Reserves have been depleted. #
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Posted in Whatever on May 18th, 2009- http://twitpic.com/5dwiv - Not On Google Street View. #
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Posted in Whatever on May 14th, 2009- Technology has reduced me to the kind of idiot who stares at a water faucet wondering why it doesn’t turn itself on. #
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Posted in Whatever on May 9th, 2009- Should I go see that new J.J. Abrams “Star Trek” movie? I hear that Keri Russell cut her hair for the role. #
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Posted in Whatever on May 6th, 2009- http://twitpic.com/4m9cv - Oops… explains the traffic jam on San Fernando Blvd… #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 2nd, 2009- If you need to find a pet adoption agency, put up a sign: “KITTENS: FOR PETS OR MEAT”. They’lll even show up at your door to pick them up! #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on May 1st, 2009- Did someone order a lot of drama? Because catching up on Celebrity Apprentice has delivered a heaping portion I can hardly finish. #
