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Archive for May, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 29th, 2009
  • Had to explain to Laura that a “drama queen” is not the name for someone that is really into acting class. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 28th, 2009
  • I think motorcycling has become a suburban hobby. I just saw a biker in an “I’m the MILF that fell off” T-shirt. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 23rd, 2009
  • Man, this audiobook about ultramarathons just seems to go on forever and ever. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 22nd, 2009
  • Whatever happened to midriffs? There used to be midriffs visible everywhere. I wonder if our Strategic Midriff Reserves have been depleted. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 18th, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 14th, 2009
  • Technology has reduced me to the kind of idiot who stares at a water faucet wondering why it doesn’t turn itself on. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 9th, 2009
  • Should I go see that new J.J. Abrams “Star Trek” movie? I hear that Keri Russell cut her hair for the role. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 6th, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 2nd, 2009
  • If you need to find a pet adoption agency, put up a sign: “KITTENS: FOR PETS OR MEAT”. They’lll even show up at your door to pick them up! #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on May 1st, 2009
  • Did someone order a lot of drama? Because catching up on Celebrity Apprentice has delivered a heaping portion I can hardly finish. #