Archive for March, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on March 30th, 2009

I thought the killer whales were enjoying themselves. The dolphins…they were just going through the motions, masking their inner anguish. #
@RaviKapoor If my Twitter profile were actually worth $927, I think I’d cash it in. I mean, you people are nice and all, but so is an iPod. #

Posted in Whatever on March 25th, 2009

The only thing that would make this meatloaf better is if it were wrapped in bacon. OMG, IT IS WRAPPED IN BACON. OMNOMNOMNOM #

Posted in Whatever on March 23rd, 2009

@mollycyr hey, I livetweeted the honolulu marathon. of course, my 8 hour pace probably helped #
@sarahdopp I’m pretty sure you can write off unnecessary sushi as a loss carryover. Wait, is making up your own tax laws a Federal offense? #
Not following is the new following! #

Posted in Whatever on March 22nd, 2009

Waiting in line for the kogibbq truck. I’m such a follower. But you CAN’T ARGUE WITH FLAVOR. #
@kogibbq SO TASTY #

Posted in Whatever on March 20th, 2009

The film industry needs a Troubled Movie Relief Program. If a movie is toxicly bad, they write it off so no one ever has to pay to watch it. #

Posted in Whatever on March 17th, 2009

Not a joke: Sci Fi Channel changing name to “SyFy” to attract female viewers? NERDS MAKE DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ATTRACT WOMEN, FILM AT 11. #

Posted in Whatever on March 16th, 2009

@mortonfox I don’t think you’re supposed to click “Like” on Facebook when someone’s feed says his “relationship status is now separated”. #

Posted in Whatever on March 14th, 2009

I’m sincerely hoping that the “Clydesdale Men” division of this triathlon is for “portly men”, rather than “men with hairy ankles”. #

Posted in Whatever on March 13th, 2009

You know you’re getting old when they start pulling things out of time capsules that are younger than you are. #