Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 28th, 2009- There is absolutely nothing wrong with these brownies that can’t be solved by having another brownie. #
Archive for February, 2009
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 24th, 2009- Tried to log in and got the message, “You must log in to view this invalid login attempt.” I keep thinking, “A human being wrote that.” #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 23rd, 2009- So is anyone *good* liveblogging the Oscars? I miss the year when David Spade and his writing team made fun of Gwyneth Paltrow for 4 hours. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 21st, 2009- Wondering if there’s some way to defrag an iPhone. MODERN PROBLEMS. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 13th, 2009- I’ve paid all my back taxes. THAT I KNOW OF, AM I RIGHT FELLAS? #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 3rd, 2009- Yes, you too can lose a few hours to reading the stories behind Wikipedia’s List of Unusual Deaths: http://tinyurl.com/unusualdeaths #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 2nd, 2009- Laura gives me vitamins that turn my urine a radioactive yellow. I hope she’s not trying to kill me like that prime minister from Chechnya. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on February 1st, 2009- But, wait, what if I don’t even *want* Death Cab for Cutie to perform with the Los Angeles Philharmonic, let alone wanting to *hear it*? #
