Archive for January, 2009

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on January 28th, 2009

12 cups of coffee later and I’m still not experiencing auditory and visual hallucinations. This is dumber than those banana peels I smoked. #

Posted in Whatever on January 27th, 2009

Wondering if “can’t find my glasses this morning” and “got new kitten” are at all related. #

Posted in Whatever on January 25th, 2009

@xenijardin A shame twitterless isn’t operational these days. You could check the overall graph but opt out of the drama-inducing unfollows. #

Posted in Whatever on January 23rd, 2009

@viciousbleu Maybe let Louis CK explain to the loan officer that you’re broke: http://tinyurl.com/5jr3f8 #
@twid One flaming shot of Grand Marnier and you could *be* that waffle fire. #

Posted in Whatever on January 22nd, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow would like to share with you these books that her friends read: http://goop.com/newsletter/18/ #
Dear CDBaby: Your new “Minimalist Music” playlist is my new best friend. Sincerely yours et cetera, et cetera. http://cdbaby.com/playlist/12 #

Posted in Whatever on January 21st, 2009

Yes, yes, the Inauguration yesterday looked a little like a coronation. Today you see the difference: *our* Royal Family has a *real job*. #

Posted in Whatever on January 20th, 2009

A quarter-pound of beef jerky eaten on the long, winding car ride home: bad idea, or the *worst* idea? #
I’ve watched “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” too many times to ever accept that San Dimas is an actual city in California. #
Also, I’d like to thank you all for filling my Twitter inbox with “San Dimas High School Football rules!” #
I love watching my European colleagues get all confused at Aretha Franklin singing “God Save the Queen” with the wrong words. #
The new <strike>Apple Store</strike> whitehouse.gov is up! #