Archive for December, 2008
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 30th, 2008- @edent I thought Benjamin Button was the movie Forrest Gump wanted to be. But admitting I hated Forrest Gump gets me nasty looks in public. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 29th, 2008- @Twitterkins http://twitpic.com/x2uj - Video killed the radio star! Oh, wait, that was the Buggles. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 28th, 2008- @timtfj Delayed response: I’m not sure what it even means to *use* twitter in a meaningful way, let alone follow 1300 people. But I try. #
- Question: if I don’t like it when people follow me around in a store as I shop, is it okay to stare at their ass until they go away? #
- You know how you take a Coke out of the fridge, but you don’t remember drinking it, so you go looking for it for 5 minutes? #senior_moments #
- Dear Laptop Gods: Thank you for not requiring a drive reformat to repair my laptop. I am performing a backup as we speak as sacrifice. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 20th, 2008- @rammstein I look forward to your quarterly Twitter update with great anticipation. Make those characters count! #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 19th, 2008- With all due respect, the Great Hall of the People could really use more soap in the restrooms. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 15th, 2008- AP says throwing shoes is an insult in Iraq. Odd — but then, YouTube shows that beating a man with his own shoe is an insult in America. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 14th, 2008- In “The Gift of the Magi,” why didn’t Jim and Della just max out their credit cards? O. Henry was pretty dumb not to think of that. #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 11th, 2008- I fear that Twitter may be causing us to stockpile our rich natural resource of clever retorts. Get out and use them, people! #
Twitter Updates du Jour
Posted in Whatever on December 10th, 2008- I have failed to demonstrate basic competence in the kitchen. Laura just expressed amazement that I was able to make Jell-O all by myself. #
