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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 24th, 2008
  • Odd to be reading 100-year-old slide rule manual as a PDF on my laptop. It was only available on CDROM, not as a download, so there’s that. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 23rd, 2008
  • MY GOD, LOS FELIZ IS FULL OF SKUNKS #STILLCAPSLOCKDAYONWESTCOAST #
  • Cool crowd at tonight’s Conor Oberst show. Well, except for a couple of lame-o oldsters OH GOD I HAVE BECOME THAT WHICH I DESPISE #
  • Dear Web Advertisers (and the Sites that Use Them): If your ad makes noise without asking me first, I block your entire ad network. Sorry. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 21st, 2008
  • If you need a good phlebotomist, I recommend former heroin addicts. Those guys can find a vein faster than you can say “Amy Winehouse.” #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 20th, 2008
  • I’m pretty sure nothing says “I LIKE TO WORK OUT HARDCORE GRRR!” like an athletic shirt with chili stains on it. #
  • So Bill Maher made an Ann Coulter joke on “Real Time” this week. I guess the memories of doing her throughout the 90’s have finally faded. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 18th, 2008
  • Someday the world will respond to “My Internet is down” with the right level of urgency, which in my mind is just below “HELP I AM ON FIRE!” #
  • http://twitpic.com/gxfo - Not what I expect to find in my snack food #
  • Whenever I hear that we are “trying to make banks more attractive to investors”, I picture an ugly sister in a nice dress. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 17th, 2008
  • Favrd is brokn. I am chagrind. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 15th, 2008
  • Laura and I just picked up our marriage license. Squee! #
  • I think the folks at the marriage license registrar’s office may be the only happy state employees I have ever met in my life. #
  • @KevinGoldsmith The CA Office of Cookies, Flowers and Puppies closed due to budget cuts. Now all they offer is hard candies and regret. #
  • @hotdogsladies is back! I’m feeling less productive already. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 14th, 2008
  • Dear Future Self: You know how you tell me that you like getting rebates and don’t mind the paperwork? Yeah, you’re lying to me. #
  • Steve Jobs’ blood pressure is 110/70. I hear he also challenged @gruber to a pushup competition. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 8th, 2008

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on October 7th, 2008
  • @MissRFTC SHIRTCOCKING IS NOT A CRIME #
  • Dear AT&T: My BlackBerry *was* perfectly balanced on the toilet tank until YOU rang it in vibrate mode. So I think it’s YOUR fault. #