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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 29th, 2008
  • The guy on our street with Comic Book Guy voice: “Yes, we were at Burning Man. I see you have noticed my BRC sticker from ovalstickers.net.” #
  • Maybe we should just start legislating by putting each line of the bill up on the ticker and see whether the Dow goes up or down. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 28th, 2008
  • I picture the creator of gender.twitmarks.com in his mom’s basement, whispering “Now I know who all the twitter babez are! Heh, heh, heh.” #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 27th, 2008
  • Most frightening thing about the Sarah Palin 1984 Miss Alaska footage: someone kept their tape of the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant for 24 years. #
  • @lonelysandwich Wait, you’re in my neighborhood. WHAT GREAT BREAKFAST PLACE? I must know! #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 26th, 2008
  • If I smile and wave as I pass someone, that covers for the fact that they caught me mid-fart, right? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 25th, 2008
  • The Apple Genius Bar folks are so picky about whether your broken iPod got wet. What am I supposed to listen to while in the shower? Jeez. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 23rd, 2008
  • @Tony_D On the other hand, you seem to be getting faved for Other People’s Tweets. Cool…? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 22nd, 2008
  • @apelad How about “Sorry, Steven, Peter, but no one under 30 has even read Tintin”? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 21st, 2008
  • @textism 您好吗? #
  • @torgo Would you like to hear how to direct people to YOUR crap? Click here for my easy ten step guide! #
  • Hey, is anyone from Manhattan here on Twitter? I’ve got a great deal on a Bloomberg terminal on Craigslist, but it’s “pick up only”. #
  • When you follow @aedison, she sends you a nice witty note. I do a similar thing: when you unfollow me, I talk about you behind your back. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 20th, 2008
  • @peterb I think successful forums require good RSS feeds. Oh, and users. #
  • @savoytruffle “The Aristocrats!” #
  • @savoytruffle OMG — longest joke setup ever! I hope you have the Guinness folks on standby! #
  • Jon Stewart’s interview with Tony Blair on Thursday was fantastic. Jon is not allowed to retire until he gets George W. Bush in the chair. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on September 19th, 2008
  • The new twitter.com facelift is cute and all, but where’s the new favrd interface? #