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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 27th, 2008
  • Just picked up our RV. Ah, the sound of the open road: like a van full of scrap metal being drummed by an army of hyperactive 5-year-olds. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 26th, 2008
  • @dashmybuttons I make puppets for my corporate overlords! I am merely their… puppet. #
  • Turns out you *can* warm up a Pop-Tart on the dashboard of your car in full sunlight. Is it possible to WIN and FAIL at the same time? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 25th, 2008
  • DEAR GOD it’s Rachael Ray on the TV at the car mechanic’s. It’s called “RR Inside Out” but sadly they haven’t disemboweled her yet. #
  • Resistence to Rachael Ray… weakening!… Must… resist… pesto… caprese… style… meatballs!… #
  • If you are ever in Los Angeles with an immediate need for angel wings, may I heartily recommend the Mother Plucker Feather Company. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 23rd, 2008
  • VOTE OBIDENAMA’08 #
  • http://twitpic.com/8r5e - Detached irony in ad copy at our table. Isn’t it ironic enough that we’re at a chain restaurant called “the co … #
  • It turns out a “four-flusher” is a poker player passing off only four matching cards as a “flush”. I had always assumed something… else. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 22nd, 2008
  • Check out my new mix, njl’s August 2008 mix, at http://tinyurl.com/6s6k6c #
  • My “Dash” GPS overheats in sunlight on the “dash” of my car. I wonder if they have a “glove compartment” model. #
  • A guy here at work rolled in with his custom-built “Back to the Future”-modded DeLorean. Now there’s a guy with a lot of time on his hands! #
  • Get it? Time? On his… See, it’s a time mach… oh, screw you guys. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 21st, 2008
  • Somebody told me that Tubbs died and I thought it was the dude from Miami Vice. I gotta get out more. #
  • @LauraGlu Venn Diagrams via Twitter… sort of: http://tinyurl.com/58n6vd See more here: http://code.google.com/apis/chart/#venn #
  • JOE BIDEN IS MY NEW BICYCLE’S TRAINING WHEELS #
  • I am in some sort of late ’90s timewarp in which it makes sense for @oddtodd to be on Twitter. Mep! Elf up! #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 20th, 2008
  • Hey, how can I get into a trumped-up fight with @amandachapel to increase MY twitter visibility? #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 19th, 2008
  • MS Word 2008 replaced the “File” menu with a colored splotch? If they’re trying to appeal to illiterates, they picked the wrong program. #
  • History question #8: Name two American Presidents that were “rocking the neckbeard” at the time of their inauguration. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 17th, 2008
  • Just filed bug feedback that read, “The kernel died quietly in its sleep, surrounded by family and friends.” #
  • Also, Laura just found out about the magic of marshmallows and microwaves. As with all magic, she reacted appropriately by screaming. #

Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on August 14th, 2008
  • Right hand: Where the hell is that cable? I swear I had it a second ago. Left hand: Um, what am I holding? Eyes: Huh? Just a cabl — Oh. OH! #
  • You are a terrible person if you do not accept the word of Randy Pausch. HE GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF HIS LAST LECTURE AND HE DIED FOR YOU. #