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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 29th, 2008
  • Dear Internet Advertisers: Please stop doing things when I roll over you. If I’m interested in you, I will click on you. #
  • @erikprice Here’s a great guide to using your neti pot: http://tinyurl.com/yvvjll #
  • @loresjoberg If that were true, $65.00 would be a hell of a bargain. On the other hand, they are succubi from Brick, New Jersey. #
  • @chrisbrogan Tai Lung (means “strength”). Of course he can — every good villain has something appealing in him #
  • @brucephenry Except those of you with time machines. If you have sports scores for events 24 or more hours in advance, please tweet! Kthx #
  • Well, FF3 finally crashed. Took it a week, not bad; that beats Safari by 4 days #
  • Gmail thought my email about a July 4 BBQ deserved a contextual ad for slaughterhouse equipment. Thanks, but I’ll stick with Whole Foods. #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 28th, 2008


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 27th, 2008
  • L has brought home shots of wheatgrass. I fear this may lead to harder things, like spirulina. #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 26th, 2008
  • @awryone “You are free to eat.” #
  • @emp You are now empowered to introduce yourself as “The Internet’s Alex” and wear your “As Seen On the Internet” T-shirt #
  • Using iwantsandy.com over twitter is between annoying and dangerous. I like you people, but I don’t want to share my appointments with you #
  • At the Bodyworlds 3 exhibit, looking at the beef jerky people. #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 25th, 2008
  • @hodgman Do you feel put out when someone tells you you’re not breathing right? I mean, I’ve been practicing an awful lot. #
  • Right now, I wish I was being served by blue-haired ladies with faded tattoos that ask me whether I need a warmer for my coffee. #
  • “Florida is where blind people go to die.” — Mark Carlson on driving in the Sunshine State #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 24th, 2008
  • @scottsimpson What’s wrong with this New Yorker article? It seems like an article about a bad itch OH MY GOD SHE SCRATCHED INTO HER BRAIN #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 23rd, 2008
  • @mogrifette I heard there would be cake! #
  • @bjornkri Every audiobook on iTunes can be had from audible.com for cheaper. Plus, they explain the different versions better. #
  • @MarinaMartin Sure, but just try BOOKING that flight to Hawaii these days. Frequent flyer miles are nearly impossible to use now. #
  • So have the OLPC children discovered Twitter yet? Wait until they read the Carlin tributes! #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 22nd, 2008
  • Just installed smcFanControl to try to cool off this MacBook Pro. Even with the A/C cranked up it’s still keeping me too warm. #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 21st, 2008
  • Sleeping before 3 AM drive to LAX. Well, at least there won’t be traffic. #
  • @brentw married yet? #
  • Arrived at theater to see friend’s Shakespeare production. IT’S AN OUTDOOR THEATER. IT’S 107 DEGREES and it’s an OUTDOOR THEATER. KILL ME. #


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Twitter Updates du Jour

Posted in Whatever on June 20th, 2008
  • @billba Open a gmail account, copy all the mail from Outlook to Gmail via IMAP, then do the reverse from Apple Mail. #
  • Loving muxfind.com, but it really does reinforce how incredibly precocious most of these muxtapes really are. #
  • @goob I’m assuming that om.com.com.com is already registered. #
  • @torgo Nice! The town so nice they named it… uh, Nice. #
  • @Mickipedia If you don’t want to be mistaken for a New Yorker, wear bright colors, preferably from L.L. Bean. #
  • @failwhale! Take me away! #


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