Flying.
Posted in Humor on October 19th, 2006So I haven’t gotten on a plane since August. Do we still have to smuggle bottles of shampoo in our rectums in order to get them on board the plane?
Also, I’m bringing some foot powder with me. If they ask me about it during the security check, it’s cool to say “it’s just anthrax powder,” right? They’ll enjoy a nice hearty chortle and say, “Ah, you amusing rascal. Now get on board that plane!”, right?
